Olga Kurylenko:
Olga Kurylenko
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Information:
Name: Olga Kurylenko
Born: 1979-11-14
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Días de cine (2008), Max Payne (2008), Serpent, Le (2006), Annulaire, L' (2005), Suspectes (2007)
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Q:
Why did Bill go out to sea on an
aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
ChamPeregrineZI
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on
couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you --
everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the
world."
RudyardGiolladheCF
Why is it called a "litter" of
puppies
?
Because they mess up the whole house !
TremayneBridgerik
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
know the time, so they began singing at the top of their
voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted
down
at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock
in the
morning!"
FarnumRodrigoPM
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for
the best costume at
the Halloween party?
Because he just came
to pick up his little sister.
QuentinBriggsQc
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
QuarrieTibaultSz
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then !
CearbhallMaynarddl
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
been
using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
ClyntDelwynndH
Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
"Furniture
World" and slept on the floor.
CulhwchCarlyleSN
QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
debting.
MayerGarrenWm